Open Shirt! Richard! CHEST HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! S**T!!!!! And I don't mean SOOT either. May also add HOLY F*ING to it. I don't talk like this, really I don't. It is all Richard's doing.
Stroke the chest hair. Stroke the chest hair. And the hair on his head too.At the same time.
Oh G_d...I am gone. I am sooooo GONE! DAMN YOU, RICHARD!! Why do you have to be so gorgeous to begin with and then to have wonderfully natural hairy chest that I want to stroke and nuzzle and play with and every thing else to it?
